It's ME, Dachshund Nola. Listen, big guy, we gotta talk.
As you know
You know what, this is YOUR problem! You're quite vague on the "naughty" and "nice" thing. How am I suppose to know what counts as "naughty" and what's "nice"? I mean, it's different for each person and dog, so really, you should be a little more flexible with this.
How about a deal? You forgot about all the "naughty" things I may or may not have done, and I'll forgive you for being a creepy old man who monitors my every move. After all, don't you think "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" is taking things just a wee bit too far?
Okay, good. I'm glad we got that cleared up. Water under the bridge and all that. Let's move onto my Christmas list. I'd like:
- Another rack to hold my extensive collection of collars and tags.
- A new Skineeez tug toy