Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I'm still alive!

Hi every Dox! I'm still alive! Haven't had much to blog about and since the camera doesn't work, no pics to  post. The NCIS season finale was last Tuesday, I hate cliff hangers!!!!!!! This weekend we'll be going to Richmond VA. We might go into D.C.  There were a ton of lightening bugs earlier, it was so pretty. It's been miserably hot, I lay down and refuse to move when Mom tries to take me for a walk. Blog ya later.
Kisses and tail wags,
P.S. I'm now 8mos old!

Monday, May 16, 2011

I'm Back!

Hi every Dox! I'm back from Atlanta! It was fun, we got back yesterday but I was too tired to blog. We went to Varsity hotdogs, World of Coke, a great dog park, and ate some food that made Mom sick (pretty sure she's allergic to wheat). My collar's here, it's so pretty! I'm still very tired so blog ya  later.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

AvoDerm food

I love my new food! The pieces are nice and small and fit good in my Kong. Mom likes it 'cause it makes my poop very small and firm, haha. I'm already much softer and shinier.
Kisses and tail wags,

Beautiful Me

I am so stunning.

Look at my magazine!


What's up homies?

Hi every Dox! I'm bored. We go to Atlanta on Thursday which I guess is tomorrow. Mom found our old camera that has my baby pictures, but she can't find the cord to connect it to the computer. I swear I didn't eat it!!!!
Kisses and tail wags,

Tuesday, May 10, 2011



Auggie, 8 weeks (I was cuter!!!!)

I've always had big ears

I was so small I had to wear a cat harness

This is my nose.

Me and my parrot

My toy that is no longer with us.

Even I need beauty sleep. 

My collar

lucy pink.jpg
This is my new Hamish Mcbeth collar (which should be here soon)

Monday, May 9, 2011

Lola (It's really Nola!)-The Kinks

THIS is what The Kinks meant:

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne
It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Nola, N-O-L-A, Nola, N-N-Nola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Nola, N-N-Nola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said, "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Nola
N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola
Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola

I pushed her away, I walked to the door
I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

That's the way that I want it to stay
I always want it to be that way for my Nola, N-N-Nola

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up, shook up world
Except for Nola, N-N-Nola

Well, I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"

Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola
Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola

Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola
Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola
Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola

Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola
Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola
Nola, N-N-Nola, N-N-Nola

Me singing!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

A story for Mother's Day

This is the story of my adoption.
In November of 2010, Mom was looking everywhere for a Dachshund puppy. She looked and looked, but couldn't find a little girl. She was very sad. But on December 9th 2010, Mom was on the couch watching T.V. (the Animal Planet series Dogs 101, the one about Doxies ironically!), waiting for Sweetie to come home with Mom's favorite food, Sonic cheese sticks. She heard the door unlock and smelled the food. "Hi, Mom," she said to Sweetie as she entered the living room. She saw a tiny, beautiful Dachshund puppy. Mom was speechless as Sweetie handed me to her. She looked at me and it  was love at first sight. Sweetie told Mom my name was Nola, Mom looked at me and said "You look like a little red bug." From then one I was Bugs. I was tiny and chubby and smelled of lovely puppy breath. Abby (my aunt) ran to Mom's room to get the tiny pink collar Mom had gotten in the hope she would fine me. It fit perfectly.  Then Romeo the cat came to investigate me. I'd never seen a cat before, but was playing with him as soon as he was in reach. By then it was bedtime. Mom carried me out to go potty then snuggled up with her new baby. I didn't cry at all, cause I new I was home.

Hi Every Dox!

Hi every Dox! In the ongoing quest to find a food fit for a Queen (and two minions), Mom and Sweetie got us AvoDerm small breed dog food. The pieces are tiny and so far, we like it. I'm allergic to grain, so lets hope this clears that up. Yesterday Mom took me to the dog park and we saw a Chinese Crested! It was hideous! Just nasty looking. There was also this tiny Chihuahua Doxie mix that only had 3 legs! He liked me at first, but then I started humping him, so he ran off. Must have been intimated by my stunning beauty and grace. Mom's blood test came back normal, so we have to wait for more tests. My new collar should be here soon. When Sweetie and Mom were at Petsmart getting the new food they also got me my favorite toys, loofa dogs! I decapitated and spayed my last one, so I got a big blue one and a little yellow one! The blue on just had brain surgery.
Happy Mother's Day,

Happy Mother's Day!!!

Happy Mommy Day everyone!

Friday, May 6, 2011


Hi. Grandpa made mac n' cheese for dinner and I snuck the wrapper the cheese stuff comes in. Mom took it from me and said "Bugs, I don't feel like seeing this in your poop when I clean it up." I got a bully stick instead. Oh well.
Kisses and tail wags,


''Mom, I think Auggie's stuck.'' 

I feel so small

Wednesday, May 4, 2011


Hi everyone! Sorry my updates have been so short but Mom is sick and I must take care of her. She has bad stomach problems and had blood drawn, the doctor thinks she has H.Pylori. Expect short, random updates for a while. So today Sweetie ordered me a new leather dog collar from Hamish Mcbeth. It's pink and has flowers on it, it's so pretty! Thanks Sweetie! Next weekend Mom, me, Sweetie, Augustine and Boston are going to Atlanta GA. Mom and Sweetie were at Target yesterday and got me a rubber squeaky ball that I love so much!
PS here's my new collar http://www.hamishmcbeth.com/products/product_detail.asp?ProductID=206&CategoryNumber=22

Monday, May 2, 2011

From a baby to a teenager

8 weeks old

First Christmas, 10 weeks

13 weeks

Me at 13 weeks, Auggie at 9 weeks

Regal headshot, 4 and a half months

First photo shoot, 5 months, moody model pose

My already deep chest

VERY close close up

At the beach, 6 months

My first turtle, 7 months