Ummmm....do you see Augustine?
Noooooo....what's he doing?
Wellllll.....he's in the chicken coop. Again! Gorging on the "treats"!
|That brother of mine drives me to drink.|
Did you miss me? How've you been? I hope better than poor Augustine has been. This dog of mine....oy....
My wiener eats everything. Seriously. Everything. Most of the dangerous foods on this list http://aboutdoggies.net/10-most-dangerous-foods-your-dog-really-cannot-eat/, although he's never gotten terribly sick from anything.
I'm not kidding. In his 3 short years, he has consumed:
-An entire bag of sour gummy worms. Whiiicchhhh he then vomited all over me. In the car. I kid you not.
-An entire bag of Lindt truffles.
-pounds of chicken poop.
-A portion of giant brownie...a la mode...which DM managed to mostly pry from his jaws!
-chapstick. More than one tube.
-Toothpaste. He prefers the whitening kind.
-An entire tray of burnt taco shells. From the top of the grill.
-My COUCH!!!! (It was purple!)
-A plate of cupcakes.
-Vomit. Canine. Human. Feline. He discriminates not.
-Feminine hygine products. He prefers they not be new.
I know it sounds as if I'm horrible owner. I'm not. I swear. He eats these things when we are: asleep, out of the house, he's outside. He usually pukes up whatever he has eaten (we suspect he has an eating disorder)...and Boston then generally eats said vomit. Which is a whole other post!
|Don't let his stupidly innocent looks fool you. He's a food thief and a bulimic. He's just not smart enough to steal food the way I do; when someone else is around to stick the blame on.|
What do your fur babies get into?