Friday, March 18, 2011

Dachshund Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If  I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in anyway.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it's automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

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